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Gʟᴀᴅɪᴏʟᴜs Aᴍɪᴄɪᴛɪᴀ ([personal profile] manspreading) wrote2018-02-03 02:07 pm

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manspreading | noun | \manˈspre-diŋ\
1. The act of men sitting with their legs so widely spread that the person next to them has an estimated 0.5 seat left and can, also, take a fairly accurate guess at the size of their genitalia (which, newsflash, is generally not in need of a 20 cm leg-gap, don't flatter yourself).
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